Just Horrible

I know student newspapers aren't supposed to be the greatest, but there are something that should go without saying. There is one overly glaring error on this page that is just downright appalling. Seriously. How sad is it.

Also, there is a news item that is quite entertaining. But it doesn't make up for the ridiculousness.

Happy searching!

Post of Live Statusing

So one of my favorite places in the world closed down forever on Saturday night and I was there to live it up one last time. Instead of live blogging it, I live statused (I invented that phrase, please give me full credit) it, thanks to my handy dandy iPhone. I've copied it here to get a preservation of the record.

To read it chronologically, start at the bottom and go up.



Christopher misses it already . 9:38am - Comment

Christopher knows this goodbye is forever. 2:13am - Comment

Christopher made amends with Mary, eight years later. 2:06am - Comment

Christopher knows it's time to say goodbye to his favorite company. 1:01am - Comment

Christopher just saw a chunk of the crew that got him through 2000. 12:35am - Comment

Christopher thoroughly enjoyed the new years tribute. It really took him back. 12:09am - Comment

Christopher is 2 minutes 22 seconds from new years. 11:56pm - Comment

Christopher wishes he had a waitress. 11:48pm - Comment

Christopher thinks "Really? No stage?". 11:45pm - Comment

Christopher is 17 minutes from New Years. And he will see the last Comedy Wherehouse show ever. 11:44pm - Comment

Christopher may be in a long line for nothing. 11:34pm - Comment

Christopher is 30 minutes to new year's eve. 11:30pm - Comment

Christopher is now at 5 of 6. 10:41pm - Comment

Christopher is drinking one for the weird walker and his pledge son. He loves that pic. 10:25pm - Comment

Christopher needs a FASTPASS. 10:12pm - Comment

Christopher is reminiscing. What's the best way to jump start your double D's? 9:56pm - Comment

Christopher is gonna be standing in line for awhile now. 9:50pm - Comment

Christopher frankly is surprised places are packed and BET is just dead. 9:27pm - Comment

Christopher got a breakfast date in the morning. He's on a roll. And she's an archeologist. Who knew those were real? . 9:20pm - Comment

Christopher is basically live statusing the closing. 9:13pm - Comment

Christopher is playing touch 'em all and is at 4 of 6, but things don't look good for hitting all. 8:53pm - Comment

Christopher is closed to capacity. 8:41pm - Comment

Christopher is shutting her down. 7:16pm - Comment

The Only Good Thing About New Facebook

So, New Facebook pretty much blows. This is the biggest disaster since Coke released New Coke. Except this is worst because the idiots didn't learn from history. But it's also sad how much press it's getting too. What a sad state of affairs we live in today. I guess the bright side is that social networking sites have overtaken porn as the most visited on the Internet.

Still, there is a silver lining in New F-book, albeit a small one, but a cool one just a same. Under Settings, select "Account Settings." Then go over to "Language" and pull down the drop box. Select "English (Pirate)" for some good chuckles and will entertain you for a bit.

As the Refreshments Once Sang...

The world is full of stupid people. And here are three of them!!

I mean, where else would you like to be in a hurricane besides outside in the middle of it right next to a coast line where there is storm surges just splashing all around you.

At least where a swimsuit, people. No need to get your nice clothes all wet!

Isn't this a form of child abuse? Shouldn't social services step in here??

Why Can't CNN Get Hit by a Hurricane?

Yikes, it's coming! To bring certain death... I'm going to have CNN.com deliver all my bad news in the future.

Remeber? Remeber? Remeber????

This blog is turning into how awful CNN.com is. Not by intent. But they keep making their case.

Seriously, CNN, Stop It!

How cool did this headline writer think he/she is?

Way to Go CNN

Oddly enough, this headline is also the premise of a new sitcom this fall on the CW.